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smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

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When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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slutp1g:

me as a parent

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slavesnake:

The VMAs are definitely Britney’s show.

Even when she’s not there.

andrewbelami:

when ur with family

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when ur with bae

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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Britney Spears - Anaconda

Britney Spears - Anaconda

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womanzer:

PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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(via theblackship)

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