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fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

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iledan:

poetry

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bowtogodneyspears:

Perfection

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yarrahs-life:

Welp…

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ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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illkim:

I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days

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